When Christy first moved in to the SCORE house here in sunny Miami, our camera crew had a few tales to tell about her sexcapades, but none as memorable as the tale of her first day. "When we got there, there were clothes everywhere. Not, like, clothes from her suitcase, but, like, clothes that looked like they had been ripped off in a hurry," says cameraman Jorge. "And the house looked like a hurricane had hit it. Overturned chairs and things all over the counters and tabletops. We couldn't figure out what had happened. Well, that is until we went into the garage and found Christy fucking one of our studs on a tool box! Apparently, they felt that they should break the house in by fucking in every room and on every surface. We would have been mad if we hadn't been so impressed by their stamina. We should have known better than to leave her somewhere unsupervised. Christy is an unstoppable fuck-force of nature. Where there is a cock, she will be on it, no matter what it takes."

Here's Karina wearing the top she's wearing on the cover of the 2009 SCORE Calendar, themed "tits in tight tops" from cover to cover (you can grab a copy of the February 2009 issue, which contains the 32-page calendar, online at eBoobStore.com or at your local newsstand/adult store, beginning December 2, 2008). Karina defines the phrase "sweater stretcher," and this scenario makes her our favorite tool girl. Remember the tool time girl on the TV show Home Improvement, famously played by Pamela Anderson. Well, Pammy has nice tits from the mainstream point of view, but she can't compare to Karina, who works our tools like nobody ever has. Notice, though, that Karina's favorite tool seems to be that pink dildo, which she expertly uses to hammer her pretty pussy. For many men, this is the dream: a pretty girl with big tits, a nicely equipped workshop, a quiet place to jack. Enjoy the show. And don't forget to get a copy of that calendar.

Joana gets a little overheated hauling steins of beer at the tavern. So when the crowds depart, she cools down by dropping the beer and going bare. We don't know if Joana drinks beer. She studies yoga so she may be a teetotaler. (We're titotalers ourselves.) She's a vegetarian, too. Fellow Romanian Lana Ivans says a diet rich in corn can make breasts bigger. Czech dancer Sophie Mae says that natural foods can help. There's also a theory that the hops in beer can make a girl's tits bigger. Whatever the facts are, there's no disputing the stimulating effects of a busty beer maid or buxom bartender. You can get boob drunk in no time! Drop your hops and show Joana some props!

Daylene Rio rode the SCOREMobile to the famous "clothing-optional" section of Haulover Beach north of Miami Beach--widely recognized as the best nude beach in the States. While the crowds who spend the day at Haulover tend to have a laissez-faire attitude, some people couldn't help but ogle Daylene whether she wore her bikini or was totally nude. It wasn't her nakedness. It was her spectacular body! Even the beachgoers at Haulover were not prepared to see a famous SCORE Girl. You could go to any nude beach in the world every day for a year and probably never see any woman as built as Daylene. If you ever do, tell her about BeASCOREModel.com.

When Elton John sang the words, "Hold me closer, tiny dancer," do you think that he was talking about a girl gyrating and dancing like Christy Marks? He shoulda been! And the lyrics should have been, "Hold me closer, Titty Dancer." Watch Christy do a sensual and naughty dance, stripping her clothes off as she goes until she is completely naked and her big tits are bouncing all over the place. And in true, flexible fashion (Christy swears by yoga.) she does back bends and shakes it down to the ground. And all that naughty dancing makes her horny (Just like it should make you horny, too!) so she spreads her creamy thighs and gets to plugging. There's nothing like Christy stroking her pierced hood and flicking her horny clit. Oh, yes...hold me closer, Titty dancer.