If we uncovered a maid built like Micky Bells, she wouldn't be a maid for long. She'd be doing her thing for the SCORE cameras. Unfortunately, we and our model recruiters have never had a girl like Micky show up from a maid service to dust the furniture. Micky checks out the list of chores for her to do. It's taped to the door when she walks into the apartment. When Micky takes off her coat and her overflowing tits are close to falling out of her top, your brain will explode like ours did. Micky has always looked sensational but this time, she's got everyone totally boob-drunk. Micky vacuums, she scrubs the floor, she polishes the mirror. Then she takes a well-deserved break and polishes her nipples and clitty. We're not slave drivers and, anyway, Micky is in the busty maids union. She's entitled to a spank break as long as we can stay and monitor her progress. What a woman!

And you wanted to know why labor costs are so high for construction budgets today. It's because the female workers like Kerry Marie are playing with their great, big, greasy tits instead of laying the foundation. And the bloody male workers are too busy watching her and wanking while she does it. It's no surprise that these filthy punters are spunking off over Kerry's antics when they should be laying pipe! Look! Look! Ten minutes in and a dirty minger is pawing her oily jugs with his grabby hands! No wonder we're behind schedule! And who the bloody hell authorized a bloody dildo to be attached to a drill to make a drill-do? That's clearly against the union rules. It's enough to drive a construction foreman to go for a box lunch! (This video is part of the DVD Busty Kerry Marie Volume 2.)

Why would we waste time telling you what we think Veronica Rayne's best attributes are when she is more than willing to tell you herself? Veronica is not the modest type. She likes tooting her own horn as much as she likes tooting your horn, buddy. Why is Veronica one of the hottest, chestiest fucks in all of Pornville? Well, she got reason number one off her chest right away. In fact, reason number one is her chest. She says her tits are the roundest, hardest, biggest chesticles there are. Reason number two? She is a hearty fucker and makes you feel like you are the hottest thing to plunder her pussy, ever. We're talking about enthusiastic nasty talk, athletic cock-riding and taking it in every hole. And reason number three is her raunchy dick-sucker of a mouth. She says that she can down any cock, no matter what the size, right down to the balls. That is a mighty claim, but not to worry, we're sure you will have fun whether you prove it to be true or false. Why not? Let that ho try and suck your cock down balls-deep, man.

Ever been on a blind date before? Wait, let's rephrase that. Ever been on a set-up type of date where you wish you were blind? Come on, you know what we're talking about. You get fixed-up with a chick, either by your cruel friends or some dating service or website and you go to pick your potential love match up and she looks more like Chewbacca than a chesty dream-cum-true? Well, here's a story that may give you some hope. When Eric shows up at Candace's house he expects a real monster, but what he gets is a horny looker with huge mocha mams. Before he can thank his lucky stars that he doesn't have to sit across from some nasty skank at dinner, Candace lets him know her plans for their first date. She cuts right to the chase and lets him know that they can fuck now and leave the preliminaries like dinner and convo for later. Then she takes him inside and mouth fucks him and then hops on his package, spewing enough dirty talk to coax the cum out of any dick within seconds. Eric's cock doesn't stand a chance. He blows his load all over her and that's cool with Candace because that is what she wanted in the first place. We don't know about you, but that sounds like a match made in heaven to us.

To be terse, Claire Dames is a freak. Just read what she said to us before shooting this scene. We weren't quite sure how to respond, but we thought you might like it. "My big ol' tits turn me on. Do they turn you on? I hope so, 'cause I'm really fucking horny and I'm tired of stuffing my twat with this stupid dildo. I'm tired of putting my clit under the water faucet to cum. And my fingers don't even do shit for me anymore. No, I need a real cock, right now, in my pussy. I want to be fucked so hard that I don't even remember my name anymore. You know what it's like to be fucked like that, right? Like when your balls are slapping against the girl's ass and her pussy whites are smeared all around the base of your cock 'cause she's so wet and horny. Yeah, I like that nasty stuff. I get all creamy right before I cum. That's how you know you've satisfied me. And if the guy fucked me the way I like, I let him squirt all over my face and tits. Man, I wouldn't mind getting sprayed right now." Amen!